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Massie Is My Spirit Animal

Massie Is My Spirit Animal

Regular price $13.00 USD
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☕ For Sippin’ Tea & Slayin’ Tyranny 🦅💥

Start your day with caffeine and Constitution-level clarity. Featuring laser-eyed Massie in full meme mode, this mug is perfect for liberty lovers, free-market warriors, and anyone who prefers coffee with a side of accountability. 


💬 Features:

  • Bold design of Massie with laser-beam conviction

  • Perfect for coffee, tea, or roasting bad fiscal policy

  • Microwave + dishwasher safe (unlike big government plans)

  • Ideal for early morning rants or silent protests at work

Because Massie doesn’t miss—and neither should your morning brew. 🔥🇺🇸


This beautiful ceramic mug is perfect for any event of the day. Your morning coffee, a hot chocolate, or any other hot beverage you enjoy. The mug is glossy white and the prints come out beautifully and vividly on it. The print retains its quality and luster when used in both microwaves and the dishwasher.

- Ceramic 15oz mug

- Dishwasher and microwave safe

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